• mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
  • mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
  • me:
  • mom:
  • me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
  • me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
  • me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
  • mom:
  • me:
  • mom: this isn't normal

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okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy

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Tenerte en sueños y despertar con tu ausencia, debería estar penado por alguna ley.
Bostezando sonrisas (via bostezarsonrisas)

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I’ve never felt like there’s just one way to be beautiful, you know, tall or short, straight hair or curly, or whatever some people have their definitions of “their types.” I think for me, beauty is sincerity. I think that there are so many different ways that someone can be beautiful.

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@taylorswift13: You never know when you might happen upon the most perfect carousel…

(Source: lightsglisten)

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