mydrunkkitchen:

when people are like “wow you do a great job protecting your skin from the sun!! how do you do it???” and I’m like “there is great wifi at my house”

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molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

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murcielagos-blancos:

soy-bisexual-y-que-huea:

y0ubrokeme:

¡Señora de las bubis!

Esperé tanto por este gift <3

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murcielagos-blancos:

soy-bisexual-y-que-huea:

y0ubrokeme:

¡Señora de las bubis!

Esperé tanto por este gift <3

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(Source: xyzena)

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dexysmidnightruners:

listening to a cool new song like

image

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isfallinginloveinthecruelestway:

So today was drinking night at a friend’s house… After a bottle of vodka, half a bottle of rum and 1 and a half bottle of tequila… This guy started to vomit… The worse thing was that the smell was so strong that half of the people in the house started vomiting too

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captainarlert:

therealbarbielifts:

bergerwithcheese:

trumpetnista:

2ndratehandjob:

lady-dirtbag:

marchqueen:

tastefullyoffensive:

Portals to Hell by hrmphfft

IT’S BACK

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR MONTHS

I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

ITS BACK 

This is one of those posts that you need to save and tag or you’ll never see it again for 84 years.

Whoever drew this is an amazing person and I love them.

What in hell

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bearjewnation:

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS PHOTOSET. 

bearjewnation:

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS PHOTOSET. 

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-loner:




"I just need a person" or "I just used a person"

I feel like the original way you read it says something about you.


Completely agree with the comment above.

-loner:


"I just need a person" or "I just used a person"

I feel like the original way you read it says something about you.

Completely agree with the comment above.

(Source: starspeckle)

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